Confused Bitch

[Confused Bitch]

[dcadlysin]

Me:

[captain-laughingjill]

Nsjsksjzk<—- my attempt

[shadowsoftheforest]

jfhfgpocfvixlogh

^^^^^
My attempt

[sagetheai]

heterosexualithy

(pretty good)

[artemisnightingale216]

Heyerlsexualith….

Well I tried

[carydorse]

Heterodrcuslurx

[culdeefell]

Heterosex7aloru

[yellowbloods]

i was like “haha this is funny but it’d probs happen w any long word” and then i tried typing homosexuality with my eyes closed and did it perfectly

[itsmemaddi]

​heyerkzexualitu

[introvertdragon]

hetnsuolsuagy

[five-hour-anxiety]

hetwriseuxirg

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

heterisecyakuty

ya know, I was feeling pretty confident in my typing skills, but I guess the gay won out here

[doge-18]

Hetwrisecualuty

[goggledbattery]

heterosexuality

[hello-just-reading-things]

hrterodrxuakiry

[Confused Bitch]

yo, who wants to add me on pester chum, because I wanna use it and none of my friends have it anymore

PessimisticSharpshot for those interested

[Confused Bitch]

[toastdurr]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastdurr]

omg hi

[dancelilithdance]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[wallabyvvay]

uhhhhhhh

[toastdurr]

[latias]

hey

[mocha-mochi]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[the-lazy-w0lf]

Found what?

[mocha-mochi]

This Legendary post

[bonnabelle-jellybean]

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

[ivanbraginskykolblog]

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

[dr-harleen-quinzell]

An artifact

[Confused Bitch]

Solo and ensamble is gonna kill me

[Confused Bitch]

Do other schools do this?

The walk of champions: you’re in class anf you’ve just pledged your alligence to our weird country, your teacher has just started teaching. Suddenly the announcements go off again, everyone is told to stand in the hallways for whoever is going to state, the percussion section is heard from miles away, they managed to carry their giant drums up the stairs without falling or throwing out their backs, truely the most convenient instruments to bring around the school, the come down the hallway playing the same song over and over, followed by what’s-his-face, the only person in the whole school going to state, he highfives people like he’s famous, everyone claps and cheers unenthusiastically, you lnow there will be extra homework because you’ve lost at least ten minutes of class, everyone goes back to their classroom, the teacher is now irratated and every explanation is shirt and shitty for the rest of class

[Confused Bitch]

Lemme just say

What the ever loving frick frack snick snack paddywhack tic tac is going on with the mother fathering color scheme. Don’t get me started ob this butt-ugly font. Like what the fuck staff??

[Confused Bitch]

[mlmsafe]

A message to the boys.

To the boys who are autistic, or borderline, dependent, bipolar, the ones who have ptsd, adhd/add, the ones with depression, anxiety, avoidant personality, social anxiety, schizophrenics, the ones with schizoid, obsessive compulsions, narcissism, the ones with intrusive thoughts and fears, and every other disorder under the sun.
Your mental illnesses do not define if you are a bad person. You are amazingly brave people for waking up even if you dont want, your bravery is awe inspiring in a time when your mind can be your enemy.

To the boys who are disabled, who are mute, or deaf, or blind, the ones with prosthetics, who are paralyzed, the ones who are missing limbs, the ones who need canes or walkers, and wheelchairs. Youre strenght is never ending. The strenght that floods from you, whether you struggle or not, you yourself show the world you are impossibly strong, stronger than they can ever dream.

To the boys who are gay, trans, bi, nonbinary, pansexual, poly, and every other sexuality that leads you to your attraction or identity. You are never and will never be broken. Your identity is valid, a name that is yours will be imprinted on so many minds, your love is as pure as the sun itself. You are not wrong, you never need to be “fixed.” Your love and identity inspire people every day.

To the boys who are hindu, muslim, buddhists, protestants, catholics, atheists, baptists, and every other religion, the ones who are Asian, African american, european, caucasian, russian, hispanic, native american, and every other ethnicity out there. Peoples stereotypes of you, do not define your own identity. You are you. You are a person beyond just “racist perception.” You make up a group, a family, a nation that has so much history and culture.

To the boys, both the ones i managed to list, and the ones i can’t. You are magnificent. You are strong. You can be kind and funny and smart and wonderful and loving and emotional. Do not let the world make you think you are not special that you arent loved. We love you always.

[Confused Bitch]

[angelpassing]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[angelpassing]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[angelpassing]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[alexaloraetheris]

I feel personally called out and it doesn’t help that it’s 9 PM over here and I’m holding my fourth cup of coffee of the day.

[unbidstatue]

I’m the youngest and obsessed. Neither of my older siblings like it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[hello-just-reading-things]

Oldest. I hate coffee and love tea

[Confused Bitch]

[emilyarmadillo]

Where is Barry’s partner?

Where is Dick’s best friend?

Where is Artemis’s boyfriend?

Where is Bart’s mentor?

Where is Gar’s idol?

Where is Lian, Don, and Dawn’s uncle?

Where is he?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[hello-just-reading-things]

I’m really tired and for a second I thought these were all different people and got really confused

[Confused Bitch]

Reblog if you’re not homophobic

[of-aurora]

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.